mandrake linux changed it's name to mandriva

If you've ever wanted to drive a man, now you can mandriva. That's all I can think that it could be -- Mandrake wants us to use their secret Latin code word to drive men. Where? I'm not sure. Why can't you drive a woman? That I don't know either. Maybe Womandriva didn't have quite the same ring to it.

Mandrake Linux did change it's name today. Read about it here.